Sometimes I wonder why I drink. Tonight is one of those nights that I’m reminded that I drink because I want to have emotions. There’s something about not thinking rationally that gives me the ability to actually feel. It’s been a while.
Anonymous: Wow, you're a giant douche.
Aww, poor baby.
And for the record, the hat I’m wearing in my picture isn’t a fedora, you mentally deficient fucktards. It’s a bowler.
Tumblr is full of fucking morons. No wonder most guys avoid this place like the plague.